Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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