sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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