im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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