oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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