WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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