Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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