Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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