C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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