Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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