The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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