It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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