just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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