508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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