Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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