I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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