No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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