Christians are straight up FREAKS
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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