yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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