So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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