She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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