she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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