i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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