there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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