How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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