The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
