Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's Friday. Sex?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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