Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This baby is an asshole
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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