Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
