And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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