I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
nutella sex= disaster
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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