i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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