i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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