normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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