Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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