people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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