As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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