I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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