Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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