The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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