Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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