D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
pop tarts are not kleenex
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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