Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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