Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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