haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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