Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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