My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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