I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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