she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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