They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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