PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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