Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Found your dick twin last night
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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