what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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