i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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