There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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