nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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