your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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