So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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