Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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