yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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