Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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