it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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